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Your So Vain, You Probably Think This Post Is About HIM!

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!!! WARNING !!! THIS POST MAY CONTAIN GRAPHIC LANGUAGE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Okay so it has been a while since I have last posted, and believe me it was definitely no cause of my own. Due to some un -foreseen events that have recently taken place in my life, I have been laying rather low. Well guess what! The hide and seek game is OVER! This "List" is about someone "not of this world"....... 1. Why would I tell you anything? You will only tell the world anyway, so I may as well start at one! 2. I make you sick! I'm sure.... 3. I'm every woman/It's all in me/Anything that you want done baby/I'll do it naturally....I'm every woman cause I GOTTA BE! 4. And I quote: "look bitch leave (blank) alone and find your own man! Now blog that shit" End quote.... WTF ? 5. Diary of a Mad Black Woman? F**k That...Diary of a Mad As Hell Black Woman! 6. What that chick got that others don't have you ask? I HAVE NO IDEA!!! 7. "She looks...

Bored To Death List...

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Okay so I am bored to death here at work, so I need to make me a list. Lord, where are the patients at? It's slow as molasses right now! And her voice is getting on my nerves! As I sit here looking out the window of my job, I notice that my car needs washing....BADLY! Looks more Grey then White right now. Now watch it snow once I wash that car...that burns me up. I am a "Millionaire" in training! So watch what you say to me. My face has gone down tremendously. Those are some wonder drugs! She kept on looking at me like I had been in a fight or something...noz heifer! He asked me out to the show...I think I will go. He was always nice ppl to be around. SBC called today. It was nice to hear his voice. But surprisingly nothing kicked up inside of me....that's a good thing. Could this day get any drier....Dee Dee thinking...."I wanna go home!!!!" Need to pay my cell phone bill when I get off. I hope they are not crowded...they usually are. She has found her Prin...