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An Unknown CSI...(Childish Sisters (are) Irritating)

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Okay so I have found myself in a very disturbing situation as of late and I am beginning to think that the Devil is mad at me...in fact I know he is. And guess what? I DON'T CARE! BRING IT ON DEVIL!! IS THIS ALL YOU GOT? SOME UNKNOWN CSI CALLING MY PHONE AND EMAILING ME AND WHAT NOT!!!! PLEASE DEVIL YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO COME BETTER THEN THIS TO MAKE TURN AWAY FROM MY FATHER! Here's the whole story.......... Question...why is it when a woman thinks her man is unfaithful, and she finds the other woman's number; she feels the need to call and harass her to death? It makes my stomach turn I will tell you that much. I, in all honesty have never called a woman concerning any one I have ever dated...why? Because I don't feel the need to that's why!! For one thing, I have always been a subscriber to the philosophy, that men don't always tell the truth to the "other" woman, so for me to harass her would be ridiculous! And even if she does know about me.....

Never To My Face!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! I'll Tell U Later? U.W.R.A:)

It's Exam Time...Doctors Order

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Okay so as I sit here at work taking patient info and scheduling appointments, looking at one patients script from the doctor, it made me think about all the things I need healing from and what my prescription would look like if Jesus wrote it..... Doctors Order for Treatment : MRI of Mind, Body and Soul Patient Name: Deirdre Roby Date of Birth: 09-20-73 Order Date: 04-18-07 Appointment Date: ASAP! Patient Phone Number: 1-800-I Am Healed Referring Physician: JESUS the Redeemer - One who frees or delivers another from difficulty, danger, or bondage, usually by the payment of a ransom. In the New Testament, Jesus is viewed as the ultimate Redeemer who gave His life as a ransom (Mark 10:45, Titus 2:14). Diagnosis: R/O a Broken Heart and possible Fracture of the Soul due to all the Tricks of the Enemy! Exam Delivery Method: Cd's w/patient Kirk Franklin Imagine Me and John Legend Again Preparation Instructions: On the day of your MRI you may eat normally and take prescribe...

Your So Vain, You Probably Think This Post Is About HIM!

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!!! WARNING !!! THIS POST MAY CONTAIN GRAPHIC LANGUAGE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Okay so it has been a while since I have last posted, and believe me it was definitely no cause of my own. Due to some un -foreseen events that have recently taken place in my life, I have been laying rather low. Well guess what! The hide and seek game is OVER! This "List" is about someone "not of this world"....... 1. Why would I tell you anything? You will only tell the world anyway, so I may as well start at one! 2. I make you sick! I'm sure.... 3. I'm every woman/It's all in me/Anything that you want done baby/I'll do it naturally....I'm every woman cause I GOTTA BE! 4. And I quote: "look bitch leave (blank) alone and find your own man! Now blog that shit" End quote.... WTF ? 5. Diary of a Mad Black Woman? F**k That...Diary of a Mad As Hell Black Woman! 6. What that chick got that others don't have you ask? I HAVE NO IDEA!!! 7. "She looks...