It's Exam Time...Doctors Order


Okay so as I sit here at work taking patient info and scheduling appointments, looking at one patients script from the doctor, it made me think about all the things I need healing from and what my prescription would look like if Jesus wrote it.....

Doctors Order for Treatment: MRI of Mind, Body and Soul
Patient Name: Deirdre Roby
Date of Birth: 09-20-73
Order Date: 04-18-07
Appointment Date: ASAP!
Patient Phone Number: 1-800-I Am Healed

Referring Physician: JESUS the Redeemer - One who frees or delivers another from difficulty, danger, or bondage, usually by the payment of a ransom. In the New Testament, Jesus is viewed as the ultimate Redeemer who gave His life as a ransom (Mark 10:45, Titus 2:14).


Diagnosis: R/O a Broken Heart and possible Fracture of the Soul due to all the Tricks of the Enemy!



Exam Delivery Method: Cd's w/patient Kirk Franklin Imagine Me and John Legend Again



Preparation Instructions: On the day of your MRI you may eat normally and take prescribed medications which include: Morning Pray, Praise and Worship. Testifying of God's Grace and Mercy. Fellowship w/Friends and Family. Repenting of any Sins. Exercising your Faith. Fasting and Reading the Word of God at least 1 hour a day. Please wear loose fitting and comfortable clothing for it is hard to Run on with the Lord bound!



Doctors Order...what's yours?
U.W.R.A:)

Comments

I gotta think about this and get back to you on this one...
Didi Roby said…
@ The Brown Blogger....
Hope I didn't scare you Hassan....:)
Brea said…
Cool analogy.
Didi Roby said…
@Brea...
Thanks!

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