A Super-Woman's Diary

Okay so I am at work today talking to Toni, one of my co-workers...I was telling her about yellowboy and the coversation that we had the other night and how I just had to blog that sh*t! She asked me had I listened to "26years 17days" by Lyfe (Jennings)...and I said "yeah why? She told me to reeeeeaaallllyyy listen to it, cause he comes real deep in that song. So I do and this is what he spoke on.... 26 Years, 17 Days 1st Verse: I was looking for God at my grandmother’s house underneath the cushions on the couch I looked all around side to side up and down that man was no where to be found So I called my grandmama on the phone said old lady you best get home cause God aint where you said he would be and there’s something that I really need to speak to him about immediately She said boy tell Granny what’s wrong is there something I can do I said big mama now it’s a sensitive issue and Lord knows I don’t wanna worry you but I need somebody to talk to Chorus: It...

Okay, here I go again with these tears and what not. I have not really been myself(whatever the h*ll that is) for the past few weeks. I even spased the h*ll out on one of my guy friends, about going to pick up his lesbian friend from the train....wtf! I mean I was letting him have it via IM. Yellowboy: feeling better? Dee-Dee: a little...why? Yellowboy: wanna ride up to waukegan with me? Dee-Dee: wtf... (holding both sides of my cheeks with my mouth wide open like Kevin from Home Alone) Yellowboy: take that as a no. Dee-Dee: No...im just shocked you asked...that's all Yellowboy: so is that a no? Dee-Dee: when are you going? Yellowboy: 11...be back by 1 Dee-Dee: I can't... Yellowboy: ok Dee-Dee: Thank you for asking me.... Yellowboy: u'll be too sleepy when i come back huh? Dee-Dee: I don't know why? Yellowboy: want me to cum through? Now this is where I get pissed off right here....notice how he said..."cum" through. I don't know if t...

Rewind nine years to (1996) when I was just an innocent babe in a 22year olds body of course! I was trying to hard at that time to keep up with my girlfriend Shelly Thomas…. (I’ll talk about her soon enough!) We were inseparable at times, I was her “Lie” for her mother and she was my escape from mine. Of course we had mutual friends, some she intruded me to and some I intruded her to. However one day of escaping would change my life FOREVER! We of course were on one of our late night outings….did I mention she had a two year old son, who would often accompany us on these outings? His name was DeVante…sweetest little thing too. Anyway, we were invited to a “Hot Boys” meet up spot….let me explain. See in the summertime the boys are out full throttle, and looking good to I might add! They would hook up with their Motorcycle clubs, their Mustang clubs, and their Grand- am Clubs; out in the parking lots of places like McDonalds, Sears….and the ever popular White Castle parking lot! It was ...

Okay, so even "Friends" get a day? What's up with that? Alright fine Mother's Day (wonderful)... Father's Day (great)... GrandParents Day (good)... Secretaries Day (going to far!)... Friendship Day? (people we have a problem). Some of our friends don't deserve a G*t***n day! What happen to "Aunts and Uncles Day" Or "Children's Day" perhaps? I mean who are the people that make up these days in the first place? Who told them to speak for me? Just had to say that..Sorry!

This "listing" thing has gotten out of control in shoegals house for sure...I do it at work, (both jobs) at church, (when I'm supposed to be in worship) on the train the other day, (my mother took my car)...it's ridiculous! But it's so much fun...thanks Teej.... now I have another habit (wink!) The pic of the Rock to your left, is what started this mornings "list fest" I was sitting at my beloved computer, and all of a sudden one of my girlfriends sends this a pic of the Rock....(what the H*ll she do that fo) 1. This man is so d**n fine! 2. Even playing a gay guy he was fine as h*ll... 3. I thought the afro was sexy! 4. I need to clean my house 5. Why do people scream at you when they have on headphones? 6. They are the ones who can't hear(fool) 7. I have way too many shoes for a normal person 8. I should marry a sugar daddy... 9. Naaaaa! he wouldn't satisfy me 10. How do you spell....Supercalifrajalisticespialidoius.... 11. T...

Breanna...code name: Babycakes! Now she is only 13, so fellas don't make me have to jump through this here computer screen and rip you a new one... okay? She is quite possibly one of my best girls.(I said one of..dang) Now that either means I need to get out more(which I do), I need some new friends(which I do), or the ones I already have need to be ashamed of their(ahem!) lying, cheating, backstabbing, mean, hateful, gossiping, phony selves(which they do)... minus Tmac and Uhall I decided to introduce babycakes to the public for three simple reasons....(four if you count the fact that this proves you can blog anything) 1. She is like freakin Einstein(smarty smart face) and I had to intro a young lady that truly lives up to the "anything you can do, I can do better" theory...I mean she went to the James Jordan Foundation Charity Event a couple of weeks ago, and straight let every guy/ girl (who had the nerve to walk on to that court) ...

"Lemme explain 'The List' really briefly. I got the idea from a friend. Basically what you do is just go about listing random feelings, thoughts, emotions, ideas or whatever is on ur mind. Not really a rhyme or reason required. I encourage all that read this to try their own." (Teej) 1. I really love Anthony Hamilton's 1st CD 2. Was the dog really chained to his pain? 3. I wonder if those shoes that animation has on come in my size 4. That Lyfe Jennings CD is crazy.... 5. It "must be nice" 6. I don't want to cry tonight 7. My breast are really big... 8. Where is Michelle N'Digeocello? 9. Would I like look good with short hair...ummmm! 10. Too close for comfort is really too damn close... 11. I want to be a Flight Attendant 12. I am addicted to this dagnabit computer! 13. I heard some really disturbing things about Mariah Carey 14. Can a person really screw a woman's walls out? 15. I'm at 15 already....