My Ally McBeal Moments

Got this idea from Teej chk him out. I just had to put my world spin on it!

Okay so how many remember the Ally McBeal show? Remember how she would have a conversation with someone and then (in her mind) straight jap off on that person?
Well that has been my month so far...well part of Dec as well. Some ppl will make you wanna go there with them, but then it is up to you as to whether you will have seasoning or NOT!...esplly depending on where you are at the time. So here are just a few of my Ally McBeal moments...


1. Church member inquiring of my where abouts...but didn't pray.

What I said: Oh, well I have just been working hun. You know...have to pay those bills. Thanks for asking sweet heart.

What I wanted to say: I've been working heifer, you know that thing you do to earn money in order to pay bills and make ends meet? Oh that's right you don't know...seeing how you can't hold down a job for more the a day or two. And now you have become a "house wife" which in your case I like to call..."lazy a** brawd". How about you get up off your lazy behind and get a job...no get a career and mind your own business for a change. And while your at it, pray next time you don't see somebody for a while.

2. Grocery store dude's attitude when asked to get pampers off a very high shelf.

What I said: Thank you for getting that down for me. I am so glad there are helpful ppl around like you. I think they put those things up high to torture me...(girlie laughter)

What I wanted to say: I know you don't have an attitude....seeing that this is your job! Is it my fault that you find it deeming to work at the freakin grocery store and you are what...25...27 years old? I mean if you don't like you job son then get up off your behind on your off day and ride on down to local college and take some classes instead of sitting up all day playing your brothers video games and sleeping til noon. And while your at it pull your pants up for crying out loud!

3. Slow a** nurse in the triage room when my mother was taken in to see about her stomach pains.

What I said: Ma'am I know this is your job, but can we do this later...my mother is in a lot of pain and the doctor told us to come right on in. Thank you hun. (while walking my mother through the double doors)

What I wanted to say: So what filling out these forms is more important then her seeing the doctor? What if this was your mother? What would you do? Sit back and fill out forms while your mother doubles over in pain and eventually passes out? Maybe that's how you treat mommy dearest, but I don't! So look here...you can shove those forms up your behind all if I care! My mother is in pain and I am taking her in to see doctor pickford right now!

Man I tell you...some ppl will take you there. Will you have seasoning?

U.W.R.A:)