What's Wrong With Being 1?

I never really understood what the big deal is about going somewhere alone. Okay so here is the sitch. There is this indoor golf place called Hollywood Park right, and I went there ALONE to have a little fun....BY MYSELF. I have always wanted to learn how to play golf, but my boobies always get in the way. Anyway I got dressed and went to play some golf.

When I got there the lady at the desk where you pay for what ever it is you want to do...you know bumper cars, mini golf, theme rides etc...asked me would I like to wait for my party before I went in. Now first of all what made her think I had party I was waiting for? I mean why can't I be alone? So I told her no, and paid for my golf game and went on in.

While waiting in the line to get my balls...*I could tell a joke there but I will leave that to Zed* The young dude at the counter asked me if I would like to wait for my boyfriend cause the bucket of balls was sort of heavy for me to carry all by myself. Now first of all what made him think I couldn't carry the bucket all by myself? I mean you don't need a boyfriend for everything do you? So I told him no, and picked up my bucket of balls and went on in.

I played a few rounds and did horribly as suspected and became incredibly hungry in the process, so I went to get something to eat. When I arrived at one of my favorite places to eat IHOP...yeah man IHOP! The hostess asked me...just one? Now she saw me come in by myself, but maybe she thought he...was parking the car or something, so I told her no just one. Then she goes are you sure, like I am not sure I want to eat alone. WTF? By now this whole thing was getting on my nerves. So I tell her no just one, grab a menu, walk in and find my own damn seat.

Well while I was waiting for a wait person to come and take my order, the person that came to the table brought me some water and said she would give my party a few more minutes before she took my order....okay now I'm PISSED! *Dee~Dee in a noticeable tone of voice*

LOOK, I AM NOT WAITING FOR MY BOYFRIEND. I AM NOT WAITING FOR MY HUSBAND. NOR AM I WAITING FOR A FEW FRIENDS SO WE CAN PASS WITTING BANTER BACK AND FORTH. I AM ALONE AND I AM READY TO ORDER. I WILL HAVE THE SAMPLE PLATTER MINUS THE BACON AND SAUSAGE. INSTEAD I WOULD LIKE SLICED TURKEY AND HASHBROWNS. I WOULD LIKE MY EGGS SCRAMBLED LIGHT WITH CHEESE AND MY PANCAKES ON A SEPERATE PLATE...WITH A RASPBERRY TEA NO ICE. THANK YOU.

Why can't a girl just have one of those days when she just wants to chill all by herself without some one thinking she is lonely? I mean grant it I do have my bouts with loneliness and what not...and I promised myself I would never eat alone...but hey I am not going to let my life slip away just because I don't have a boyfriend or husband to play golf with or to carry my balls, or to have dinner with....sometimes it's good to be by yourself. Hey it doesn't feel good trust me I know, but it's all I can do for now and I am enjoying my self time. I am getting to know me and finding out what I need and want. This is the holding pattern that God has me in right now and I am not going to let society tell me it's wrong!

Well after my meal I got up to leave and gave the wait person a nice size tip...seeing how I got just a little convicted by the tone I gave her...sorry.

What's wrong with being one?

U.W.R.A:)