On The 8th Day Of Bullsh*t!

Okay so this is pretty much my story and I am sticking to it!

12 Types of Men:

1. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you...

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always has drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. MR. NAW, I DON'T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade
b.Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his*bleep*

3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.

4. MR. I'M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the trendy parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don't know if he's gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the trendy parties, then there's drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn't know any of them personally

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn't know what the hell he's doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again

6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Has mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby momas
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys

7. MR. I'M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a . Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Doesn't have a job
c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and oils
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling...*bleep*

8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Goes to church on Sundays

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr.Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious -He didn't make it professionally
e. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you're not the only one
b. Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won't stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin' *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn't have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you're sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he's a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won't give you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later

11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages
a. He's your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain't about *bleep* either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can't stand his *bleep* no more

12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a..He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn't have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he's smarter than that
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he's fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
k. He loves his mother and respects women

Disadvantages
a. You've never met him.
b. And when you do...he already has a girlfriend or wife.

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