A Super-Woman's Diary

Okay so I saw this on my boi Zed's blog and had to do one of my own. Of course I have to spin it a little bit but thanks Zeddybear for the idear...:) Someone asked me a while ago if I could come up with 100 things about myself to post on my blog. I of course thought to myself "Heck no!" I mean I felt as though that would take forever to do. Bravo to all those who have done that and didn't lose their natural mind. To me the alphabet is murch murch easier...and I can build my way up to 100 things. Okay so here I go! Oh by the way The rest of the 'Shout Outs' are coming soon...I haven't forgotten about my ppl who show me so murch genuine love...:) The Alphabets of Me List : A lluring ~ even at my worst I'm at my best. B eautiful ~ I am Beautiful no matter what they say... C ourageous ~ It easy to be a coward...but hard to show courage. Just ask the Cowardly Lion... D aring ~ I'll do anything once...within reason of course:) E clectic ~ There is nothin...

  "Cause I'm BEAUTIFUL and FRUITFUL...That's why they hate me."  Kathy Bynaum Okay so one of my blogbuddies told me she needed another post like ASAP...lol...so here we go! As you all know I currently work for a huge well known bank and that most of the ppl who work with me are on CRACK! Also did I fail to mention that I work in a department that is practically over flowing with Estrogen? The only 6 bits of testosterone we do have are...(in this order) Jail bate!...Koo-Koo and can't speak much english!...Don't want no FISH...okaaaayyyy!...Mean as hell!... Duhhhh I don't know!...and Headphone guy. The rest of us are women...and who out there knows you can't work with a whole burnch of females...if your a female? That is so true that even I have to admit to that old cliche. All I want to know is this folks ..."What the hell do I have or better yet...What is so darn special about me that makes women hate on me so dang bad huh?" I know I know....

Due To Technical Difficulties The 3rd Shout Outs Post Will Be Postponed Until...These Triflin So Called Men In My Life Get It To Freaking Gether!!!! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... Okay so I am very much a single gal and so far I can see why! I mean why is it that as soon as you decided to go back into water...someone yells....SHARK!? I just don't understand it I swear...Lord you are seriously going to have to fill me in on this one. I was searching for just the right picture to go with this post and I came across this one. I know what your thinking (Dee-Dee the title of that picture is "Out Stretched Arms"...) Well when I first saw it I saw Jesus giving some lame a** negro a PIMP SLAP! Call the psychiatrist and bring me an ink blot if you want to...that's what I see. Now if lame a** negro doesn't apply to you then disregard this post and this song...right now Keyshia Cole is speaking the truth and I have to play it til it burns folks. I told you ...

Some announcer Guy ~ (theme music playing in the background)....And welcome to the In~Motion Picture Movie Shout Out Special...Today's guest include...From the place that has my heart and will always keep me coming back for more(Florida)... Proactiff *my cybertwin (applause) Fresh from the court room and now probably sitting at the computer with a Coke in hand... Envizable (applause) And never leaving home without her Marc Jacobs Bag and a pair of Jimmy Choos on her feet... DIVA (applause) Today's musical guest include Ike Turner and the Ike Turner Reveiw View(ha ha!) and Heather Headly. Your host for today's shout out special is the lovely...the talented...the fashionably correct Diva from the South Side of Chicity....Dee-Dee(applause) ....Thank you and welcome to my shout outs. Here's a lil joke for you...Why did the Chick cross the road? Because Manolo Blahnik was having a sale that's why!!!...LOL:) Ya'll ready to meet the cast? First up is Tiff. Tiff and I a...

     Some announcer Guy ~ (theme music playing in the background)....And welcome to the In~Motion Picture Movie Shout Out Special...Today's guest include...From the Wild Wild West side of Chicity... Mills the Truth(applause) Fresh off his week long hiatus and eating a 48 oz jar of applesauce... Teej the Bachelor (applause) And the girl who has Mo Drama Fo Yo Mama... Reese the Poet (applause) and Today's musical guest include The Five Heartbeats (ha ha!) and Outcasts Andre 3000. Your host for today's shout out special is the lovely...the talented...the fashionably correct Diva from the South Side of Chicity....Dee-Dee(applause) ....Thank you and welcome to my shout outs. I would tell a few jokes and talk about the current events of the world...but why should I? LOL:) Ya'll ready to meet the cast? First up is Mills! Millie and I met here in blogcity through another guest of mine who you'll meet later on in the show. I remember the first time she put me on blast. ...

* For those of you who missed my last tag answers...here My 7 Things:) * Now...new tag. Dig into your blog archive. find your 23rd post (or closest to). find the 5th sentence (or closest to). post the entire text of the sentence along with these instructions. ponder it for meaning, subtext or hidden agendas... "without a doubt he captured me, cultivated me...I was caught!" *5th sentence from 23rd post entitled...Summer Of Sommerio An Ode To Him* This is what I got from it....Tagged by 'Ka ~ Deirdre Roby The super fly chitown sweet heart with a heart of GOLD talks about her favorite treats~from White Castle Chicken Rings to 485.00(!) Shoes 1Dessert? "I Love Peanut Butter crackers from Ritz. Them thangs are so darn good. I have to have at least one pack of them joints a day. They are so buttery and peanutty at the same time....it's my sweet fix ya'll." 2Shopping Spree? "Okay so I walk into Nordstroms or Marshall Fields and buy at least 2 complete ...

"I am so happy to be tagged today...I swear I need a break from my own mess.Let's get this party started..." ( Mills when she was tagged via email) Envizable tagged me this morning so I got right on it...and heeeerrreee we go! Seven Things I *Will* Do Before I Die...No doubt! 1. Get married 2. Have some children 3. Meet Johnny Depp :) 4. Find a cure for diabetes 5. Clean my room*for good* 6. Buy a Roberto Cavalli Dress *sigh* Seven Things I Can Do...Thank you Father:) 1. Read *It's fundamental* 2. Write *A big stress remover* 3. Drive *wind in my hair is so sexy* 4. Act *I love acting* 5. Swim *I love to swim* 6. Briad hair 7. 10 key *fast as lighting* Seven Things I Can't Do...Yet! 1. Ride a bike*aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!* 2. Sew *free hand* 3. Cook *I can make a mean grillcheese sandwich...I can cook some stuff* 4. Draw/Paint *I leave that stuff to Mills* 5. Take no more DRAMA!! 6. Remember folks birthdays *only my Kenfolf* 7. Go back from wence I came...*gotta k...

First I would like to thank each and everyone of you that have prayed and that are still praying for me as I go through this fire right now. I would list you guys but so not to forget anyone and risk an email about it later...I will just say Thank you ALL SO VERY MUCH! However I have to put an extra special pinch of Love on it for my Girl Mills and My Twin Tiff ... they took on my pain as if it were their own and I Love you gals for that! Well as I have told you before I have been going through something really heartbreaking this week and part of last week...but I have been handling it something like a soldier...something like. Anyway today I feel much better then the days of the past. I woke up this morning with red and puffy eyes from crying all last night because I was so BLUE. Then When I looked in the mirror I said to myself...I said "Self" and myself said "huh" "You have to stop this crying once and for all...do you hear me?" So I wiped my face ...

This week has been one that I will probably never forget. I have been through some things that have really shaken my spirit. It may not seem like it but I am a mess right now for reasons I can't really say right now. I have done everything I knew how to do to keep my spirit up and running...but somehow I can't really seem to get it back on track. I have a confession to make...I laugh and smile on the outside all the time to keep from showing what's really going on inside. I put on a facade at times because I don't want people to see me cry or see me weak. I know it's wrong but It's my only defense against the trails and tribulations that plaque me sometimes. "Make em laugh Dee" then when the laughter stops....I cry again. I found out some news that I don't believe I can handle without the Lord...I have always wondered why Bad things happen to Good people...I still do not know the answer to that one. I guess I will never know. I asked the Lord......

"See it's Ish like that (Steve talking to some dude in the audience) That let's me further know...." Steve Harvey in Kings of Comedy I swear I could do about 10 parts to this post right here...easy! I mean in my daily walk through this thing we call life, I meet or I know someone who (by the way they act) are apparently on Crack! So where there is a part 1...there must be a part 2...So here we go! .....The Target The Bank aka My Job..... Okay so I am not complaining about my job Per-say...for I really like this job and I am grateful for it, however they are a target none the less. First of all when I finally got my work badge they spelled my name wrong and then tried to argue with me on the correct spelling ..."I know how to spell my own dang name ppl okay?" And then they gave me my door key which to this day still does not work. I started September 6th...it's October 10th...go figure. And then they messed up my direct deposit so I had to wait a whole n...

"Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility." Eric Zorn Okay let's do something a little different here...let's start from the last person and end with the first...Hot! Right? Gotta do that since I can't figure out how to put more then one pic in this dang frang it post!...LOL:) *By the way.. Teej I'm disappointed in you right now. I thought you were gonna come through and set it off with the questions...but you didn't so now I not talking to you for at least 3 minutes....LMAO right now!* DIVA Asked... How many pairs of Manolos do you own? Oh my beloved Manolo Blahniks 9 pairs and growing girl *cheezing* Now for more juicy stuff.... *Oh God* Longest time you've gone without intercourse? It's been 3 years 10 months 12 days 18 hours 12 minutes and 56 seconds....And let me tell you...I'm about kill me a nigg for real. *pulling hair...

Okay so my girl Brea Had this wonderful idea. She invited her friends to ask any three questions they wanted and then she answered them...truthfully I might add. Well I asked my three questions and told her that I might have to rob her idea....Well Call The Police! Cause I just did! Now here are the rules...there are no rules! Just ask any three questions you like and I will do my best to answer them as honestly as possible...I promise...Scouts honor. Plus this is a great way for you guys to get to know the babe behind the blog:) *Dee-Dee sweating like a slave thinking..."What have I done? This might be harder then I thought"* DIVA ...get ready girl!:) Fire Away!

F irst I Would like to say thank you to all my blog buddies who gave their support and remedies while I was sick as a DOG...I love you guys! Now that I feel murch murch better, I must tell you guys about my afternoon. I woke up this morning feeling a little better then the night before, so I decided to get up and get out and do something. Well first I went to the bank and checked my account and made sure I had enough money to spend while I was out. I felt like spending some ridiculous money, so before I grabbed all that stuff and put it on the counter I had to be sure that the little embarrassment police weren't going to be lurking around the counter at check out time. If you know what I mean...*snip snip* While I was out I picked up my youngest nephew from his new school and I bump into one of my exes picking up his nephew as well. Now the ex in question is like my "Big" from sex in the city, but unlike Carrie I didn't end up with My Big in the end like she did. Ther...