Skrew It! ...If It Sucks

Okay so I had a very interesting outing with one of my girlfriends the other night (prior to the break in). We were extremely bored and decided to go out...no place in particular just hanging out. Normally I wouldn't go anywhere with this girl by myself, but again I say I was bored and I had to get out of the house. You see (A) (that's what we will call her for now) is a real wild child. She is one of those women that never grew out of her old ways as she became progressivly older. (A) is a 38 year old Medical Receptionist with a fowl mouth that says anything and lays with anything walking and doesn't feel any shame about it either. Hey, if she loves it, I like it okay.
I remember the first day I met her it was at a Bulls game and she was trying to ditch the guy she was with for a guy who had floor seats. How did I get involved you may ask...well I was coming out of the ladies room and she was coming in. My seats were somewhere in section 2 which wasn't all that bad, but wasn't all that good either. I wasn't hanging with the right crowd back then...(lol Millz well appreciate that one) Anyway, she asked me if I would do her a favor. I was standing there looking around thinking maybe she was talking to someone else, then she asked me again. "Sweet heart will you help me out here..." she said with a slight Italian mobster like tone. at first I was a tad bit affraid to say no...didn't want to end up at the bottom of the ocean you know what I mean. So I said "Ummm do I know you?" She looked at for what seemed like forever and then she said "You do now..." and then dragged me out of the ladies room by my arm and told me to play along. Play along...WTF? I was so nervous I could have peed my pants...but I was to concerned with my Dior shoes to allow that. Anyway with this part of the story, she told dude I had a fear of heights and that she had to sit with me as comfort....and don't you know dude took all that crap in and sat by himself the whole game...wuss! Anyway that's how I met (A) and we are still friends to this day.
Well don't you know she pulled one of her infamous stunts the other night. We wound up going to my fav place to eat and the wait was more then usual because of Prom season...awwww I remember Prom. So as we were waiting to be seated some guy she used to date came in with this drop dead georgous woman, and she got offended. First of all I was wondering why....I mean she wasn't dating him anymore and the woman he was with seemed very nice..from what I could tell. They walked up to the front counter and told the flamboyantly gay guy they wanted seating for two non smoking. And as the two of them turned around...(A) slapped him and her in the face and said...."Skrew it if it sucks!...ain't that right B***hes!", and I of course was hiding my face the whole time trying not to be noticed by the folks that will politly esscort your behind out the front door should you choose to act follishly. Well as my luck that night would have it, we were indeed escorted out the front door, and now I will have to wait at least 3 months or a new hairdo before I will ever be able to show my face there again. Come to find out she (A) used to date both of them and now the georgeous lessie woman is dating her hetero man.

...I need some new Friends!

U.R.W.A :)