A Super-Woman's Diary

Alright so it's about 2:53 am here in the Chi, and I am sick as a DOG:( Why do ppl say that "sick as a DOG?" I mean really I don't get it. *Dee-Dee looking baffled* Oh Well my friends I will be under the covers blowing my wittle nose and coughing up phlegm until I get better. I hate being sick...I really do:( Keep Blog Alive Friends...Keep Blog Alive:) *Dee-Dee coughing and picking up tissue box as she crawls back into bed...Awwww I hate being sick*

"See it's Ish like that (Steve talking to some dude in the audience) That let's me further know...." Steve Harvey in Kings of Comedy I tell ya folks I know at least 10 ppl...at least that many that are clearly on CRACK! I mean the signs are all there. They are just as cracked out as Whitney Houston was or still is...I'm not keeping up anymore. These ppl have a problem and they need my help quick fast and in a hurry! These ppl are on the verge of getting on my real nerves and they must be stopped! They have the potential to be good ppl, but the CRACK is taking over! Tell me if these here signs don't lead you guys to the same conclusion. Brace yourself...It ain't good. LOL:) .....The Target: Kim Roby aka My Sister..... Okay so back in the summer we were trying to get my oldest nephew into high school and we were having some technical difficulties. First of all he is a very smart young man, but his class work was looking a little ugly so some high schools did...

Has anyone ever had a secret crush and didn't quite know how to deal with it? I mean this type of ish is case sensitive! If you say or do the wrong thing it could have an adverse effect on the out come of the crush situation. I have been crushing on this dude I know for a while now, and I am quite sure that he knows it. I mean I don't make things painfully obvious, but I am crushing hard...(no Mills it's not him) Okay so these are my confessions and I hope I get a release from this nightmare soon. Well there is this guy that I know and he seems to to be really cool ppl. I mean we have talked via email and what not but we haven't actually "met". Why is it that when you have a crush on someone even in your "wise" of age, it's hard to tell them how you really feel? Well it's only hard for me I guess...cause I have a few girls that would just run up on dude and say what's what!:) Why haven't I learned how to do that? I just can't se...

Is She Is Chained To His Pain? *Linda is a trip...A Post reincarnated* Now that my birthday has come and gone (Go Virgo's)...it's time to get back to the business at hand. Okay so let's talk about people who get caught in their ish and when other ppl find out about it they want to RUN AND HIDE! That's the problem I am having with someone right now...I won't call any names...Linda! *dee-dee covering her mouth like ooops!* I mean they get to running like you did something to them. Like your the one in the wrong or something. Tell me this...why is it that your "so called friends" don't like to hear the freakin' truth? Why in the h*ll did you even ask me in the first place then? I mean I am the type of person who will tell you the truth no matter what. I have learned to take corrective criticism...so why can't you? Okay so "Linda" calls and tells me that she and this guy I don't really approve of have been "hanging out" but...

Do to the fact that I have to be at work this evening and won't be home until my birthday has already begun, I have to post this tonight. I would like to thank all my blog buddies who have already raised their Champipple or Coke cans *wink* to help me celebrate: Mills , BKBabe , Envizable , DIVA , Foxy , Rose , Michele , Brea , Chesty , Princess and...Greg I don't take days like this for granted ppl...I am so blessed to be around yet another day. God has been so good to me...and I Love my Father for loving me so much:) Now on with the Birthday List! 7 Things I WANT... One: More HAPPINESS! DANGIT! Two: A new CAR Three: A new laptop Four: A new Bedroom set Five: A new pair of Shoes ...like I need anymore *cheez* Six: More MAC cosmetics...I'm a little low right about now:) Seven: A Vacation ...Anywhere! 7 Things I NEED... One: A new Vacuum cleaner Two: A new Cell Phone ...Sprint is about to make me lose it! Three: A new Apartment ...Does anyone have a room *cheez*...

*This one is long...so grab a sandwich and a coke...xcept for you Envizable ...put that coke down:)* Well today was a good day folks! I have to tell you I was shocked and amazed at todays events. I have a big ol smile of my newly exfoliated face ya'll! I am beaming from ear to ear. I am on cloud 9 and I don't want to come down...I am happy! Okay so Tuesday is my official birthday and I my friends will be 32 years young:) I am looking forward to my bday actually, because of the fact that I still look good! I am embracing 32 with the hopes of only getting better with each new year:) I had so much fun today I just couldn't wait to come home and share it with you guys! By the way HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIN ! Okay around 7:30 this morning my girl Dee-Dee 3 calls me and asks me to go somewhere with her this morning, I was like "what time?" and she tells me she will be at my house by 8:15...."8:15...in the morning? You crazy girl I'm sleepy" she starts to beg and ...

Okay folks I was going to post something that happened on the job last night but I just had the misfortune of dealing with my dumba** landscum, so that post will have to wait! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Well this is the deal. I live in an 18 unit apartment building that is about 100 years old and at one point was owned by these two elderly ppl until they sold it two years ago. Now the man that now owns this crappy building didn't really know the headache that he was buying, but he has managed to give it little bit of a face lift. Well I sort of kinda liked dude as a landscum(up until today) and tried to treat him kindly and what not, and tried to look out for him on certain issues that were going on around the building....well he can kiss all that ish goodbye! This dude pissed me off folks and he better be lucky I am sweet as pie cause otherwise...*dee-dee thinking about that ish for a sec....naw! he is going to suffer the repercussions of this here one* alright so I w...

*Wondering..."will I always be alone?"* Okay so it's 7:08 pm, and haven't had much sleep...Not to mention the fact that I have to Go to work in about an hour and a half. Wow! What the h*ll was I thinking when I got out of bed in the first place? Don't really know actually. I thought I heard something in the other room, but come to find out...it was the people underneath me doing...well take a guess? So naturally I go straight for the computer...right now this boy(my computer) and I are having a serious relationship*wink* I can't take my hands off of him...*smiling* If only..well never mind I'll saved that for another entry. As I sit here and check emails, visit my "pages" for interesting posts that surely I will responses to, I begin to ponder that same thing I ponder from time to time....Why is it that the man/woman you DON'T want, does all the things you like a man/woman to do...? (ie; constant phones, unexpected visits, flowers for no rea...

Chiv·al·ry (shvl-r) KEY NOUN: pl. chiv·al·ries: The medieval system, principles, and customs of knighthood. The qualities idealized by knighthood, such as bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women. A manifestation of any of these qualities. I had to break it down for you before I broke it down for you...My brothas my brothas...what done happen to ya'll? Now I am not talking about all men, but if you fall into this category then shame on you! Okay so this morning I had to get up pretty early because I had to go to my jobs orientation which was all the way in Rolling Meadows, IL and my chitown ppl know that is a heck of a long way from the south side of Chicago. Just to give you an idea of how far it is from me...by car it's about an hour and 45away. And by bus and train...it's about 2 hours away from me!! and I was on the bus and train folks!! *dee-dee going "whew" just thinking about it* I had to be there at 9 am so that meant I had to be on my way no ...

*Dee-Dee on the spectacle called "The Entrance" I should have been in that d*mn chair!!* I am now a firm believer (if I weren't before) that the other side of my family is NUTS! They are completely out of their fucking minds! And after you good folks read this post you to will be a firm believer like me....I'll sign ya'll up at the end:) Okay so I go to this FRM and I of course was about 45 min late. Normally I am on time for everything but seeing how I didn't really want to be there I was late. Now when I get to the hotel where they were having this meeting, the door man was such a freakin prick! He comes telling me not to park my car on the side walk. Well first all he didn't know who I was*wink* so I let him slide with my first thought and asked him where should I park it then? *sarcastically...I'm good for that* He told me to park in one of them pay parking places down the street somewhere...*see....nvrmd* I said "sir...these shoes are fo...

Well I survived the 11-7 shift at my new job with only minor issues and I tell you folks it is more then a notion! Okay so I am off Friday Saturday and Sunday. *dee-dee grinning from ear to ear* Don't hate! It doesn't get any better then that for me right there. However and there always is an however. I was chosen to be the Chitown liaison for the 2006 Plair family reunion to be held in Queens NY...wtf? Why me? First of all I barley know these ppl and last I checked we (my fam) weren't even invited to the last family reunion so why this year? *dee-dee scratching her head* I mean these ppl don't even want my prim and proper a** at these meetings in the first place, because they know if say anything out of pocket, the "Diva" is gonna let them have it! In a good way of course. *dee-dee pointing out that she does not act unseemly in public* Now the ppl who are coming are...well how can I put this...Eva is an ex-prostitute (seriously!) Devon is ADD (attention dude...

I really didn't want to "list" today but I feel that I should because I have way too much going on right now to type it all... One. Did she really say that? Two . They all freaking crazy if you ask me!!:) Three. I'm so sleepy right now. Four . Can this crush get any worst... Five. Who said fat meat ain't greasy? Six. I'm thinking about sex right now...*Blushing* Seven. My male boss is an a** Eight. My female one is too... Nine. To each it's own or To each is own? Which is it? Ten. I cried at work today. Eleven. In the ladies room of course. Twelve. I had a tooth ache once. Thirteen. It hurt like h*ll too!! Fourteen . I hope you feel better soon:) Fifteen. Does Bologna have a second name? Sixteen. LOL...I'm sleepy folks! Seventeen . I miss those rug rats:( Eighteen . I want to move. Nineteen. Out of state would be nice. Twenty. Maybe Las Vegas! Twenty one. I need a shoe rack....bad!! Twenty two. This night shift is killing me...*digging...

*This pic is entitled..."if the shoe fits" by Christopher Moses* Well last night was my first night at my new job and I tell you folks, I couldn't be more grateful for it. I went in with the spirit of gratitude dripping for my lips. I couldn't wait to start work! Then she happened...got d*mn it! I knew my world would have to have some drama in it!! One of my blog buddies while congratulating me on my new job, also said she can't wait to hear all the new blog material I was bound to have from my new job...well I won't disappoint ya love:) I get to work about 9:55 because I caught a ride with a friend and when I get there these two ghetto looking chicks come walking in the door. I mean they both had two toned braids in their hair and had this stanky looking walk going on that just erked the hell out of me! Now I try not to judge but come on....stop giving me ammunition ppl. Anyways one of the ghetto chicks sits down and strike up a conversation with me. She sta...

*If I go off during this post...plz forgive me* Well in lue of recent events with the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina. I am now faced with yet another devastating situation that has left me broken hearted and pissed off all at the time:( *Breathe Dee* Okay so my youngin girlfriend Antonea whom I affectionately refer to as "Annie" posted something on her blog that broke my heart and got me to thinking. www.atfty.blogspot.com Why is it that when some people have children, they don't start working on their son or daughters educational futures at day one? I mean why do they wait until their son or daughter has graduated highschool to start finding financial assistance for their child to attend college? I mean I know some parents who right now are struggling to put their child through college and are scrambling around grabbing at every possible resource in order for them to pay for 1 semester of college. (I hope I don't offend someone) See I have seen this too many times in ...

How many of you know that a man can see your sh*t? Oh yes in deedly doodly!! They can pick up on all your mess from the door boo boo's trust and know. I mean if you gots some baggage they will see it a mile away and then use what they pick-up in reverse on you. Now you do have your occasional man who won't be able to spot the I GOT BAGGAGE AND ISSUES radar, so we won't talk about you precious little sugas in this here post okay my loves? We gonna talk about the ones who spot your sh*t and run with it!! Friday after work I went to this small club with one of my co-workers. See it was my last day working with her and she wanted to celebrate my new found jobby job and say goodbye at the same time. I hadn't been to a club in like forever so of course I was like a fish out of water in that place. My prim a** did not blend what so ever:) Now keep in mind we are just getting off work and it's about 12 something in the morning. So I am tired and sleepy and don't want to...

Proverbs 10:6 - Blessings are upon the head of the just: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked..... I need to make some changes in my life both natural and spiritual. I have already set the wheels in motion with the natural part, by getting this new and improved job (Thank you Jesus!) and by changing my friends and my diet (gotta live to see my grand children ya'll) However the spiritual part needs a little help right now. I have been in church my whole life and I have and still do enjoy the life I have lived for God and helping to build his kingdom. I used to think that "once I turned 18 that I was not going to church ever again" I wanted to get out and enjoy some of what the world had to offer. Well needless to say when I turned 18 my behind was still in church and it wasn't anything I could do about it. I tried to leave and wander off into un-known territory, but every time I did the Lord would snatch me right back. People laugh at me to this very da...

*This one is long...Grab a sandwich:)* Okay so I have been thinking about one of my ex's lately. His name is "T" and I tell you he had my nose WIDE THE F**K OPEN! . There was something about him...he seemed to take my breathe away ya'll. We met on my birthday in 2001 and I guess I have some type of weird fixation with the month of September....well aside from the fact that it's my birthday month!! Okay so we met on my birthday. I was working at the time at this school in the Hyde Park area and I was waiting on the 55th street bus on the corner of 55th and Cottage Grove. There was this young girl standing there and she was talking to her self. Now I was trying not look at her crazy a** but I could help it, she was holding a very intense conversation with herself!! Anyway He drives by and our eyes meet for what seemed like forever and then he drives off. Well I thought to myself..."man you should have said something dumba**!" Well don't you know...