A Super-Woman's Diary

Well Friends and Family...the year is almost at it's end, and I for one am looking forward to the new year! I expect good things to take place in the 2006 and I anticipate an even closer walk with God:) Be Safe and Be Blessed, Dee~Dee

Okay so this is pretty much my story and I am sticking to it! 12 Types of Men: 1. MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you... Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always has drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2. MR. NAW, I DON'T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade b.Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his*bleep* 3. MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has alot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your pages b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4. MR. I...

I never really understood what the big deal is about going somewhere alone. Okay so here is the sitch. There is this indoor golf place called Hollywood Park right, and I went there ALONE to have a little fun....BY MYSELF. I have always wanted to learn how to play golf, but my boobies always get in the way. Anyway I got dressed and went to play some golf. When I got there the lady at the desk where you pay for what ever it is you want to do...you know bumper cars, mini golf, theme rides etc...asked me would I like to wait for my party before I went in. Now first of all what made her think I had party I was waiting for? I mean why can't I be alone? So I told her no, and paid for my golf game and went on in. While waiting in the line to get my balls...*I could tell a joke there but I will leave that to Zed* The young dude at the counter asked me if I would like to wait for my boyfriend cause the bucket of balls was sort of heavy for me to carry all by myself. Now first of all what mad...

Dear All, As you well know, we are getting closer to my birthday. Every year there is a celebration in my honor and I think that this year the celebration will be repeated. During this time there are many people shopping for gifts, there are many Radio announcements, TV commercials, and in every part of the world everyone is talking that my birthday is getting closer and closer. It is really very nice to know, that at least once a year, some people think of me. As you know, the celebration of my birthday began many years ago. At first people seemed to understand and be thankful of all that I did for them, but in these times, no one seems to know the reason for the celebration. Family and friends get together and have a lot of fun, but they don't know the meaning of the celebration. I remember that last year there was a great feast in my honor. The dinner table was full of delicious foods, pastries, fruits, assorted nuts and chocolates. The decorations were exquisite and there were ...

(Michele the Moral Committee Lead, on the Christmas Grab bag/Secret Santa and Inner office Christmas party...) "Please fill out your grab bag sheets and turn them in before 5:30am. We will be pulling names for our grab bag and secret Santa person at 5:30am sharp! This is a fun way to get to know one another and become friends with our co~workers. We will also discuss the inner office Christmas party and any ideas you all might have...Thank you!" Now first of all I don't plan on being at this place in Dec anyway, and half them broads don't like me anyway so why should I participate in any of that mess! I'll tell you why...cause my father told me to that's why...But Father, do I have to go to the "Ghetto Jam" of the year? Nope not gone happen! Can't see that taking place anytime soon. In fact I can tell you guys right now that Dee~Dee ain't going to that ish folks! Okay here's the deal... We had the grab bag and secret Santa name pulling...

Okay so I was tagged by several ppl since I have been away, and that means I have some typing to do:) I absolutely love these here things...I think it's fun to dig into your self and pull out all kinds of things I bet ppl wouldn't know about you by just reading your blogs or looking at your pics. Well GP tagged me and I am on that as well....but first I must do the one that T'Bou tagged me to do. *Write 5 random facts about yourself, and then list the names of 5 people you want to infect.* Now before I do...I want the following ppl to fall in line with me and get cracking on theirs! Mills , "N" Search , 'Ka , Tiff L ., and Teej . You have your instructions...now get to it!:) 1. I hate being alone or lonely. It makes me feel like I am the only person left in the world...like Jesus came back and forgot to take me. I know wow! right? Yeah I tell myself that all the time:) 2. I miss singing with my sisters. We had a group through out grammar school and high s...

First all I want to say how much I have missed being on here sharing my so called life and all it's oh so wonderful drama with you guys. I really did miss you guys...in fact I missed you guys so much that I traveled all the way to the library every morning to get some reading in.... Rose you always have something refreshing to post:) Cyber Twin ...you are on a roll chica! Mills done started her own escort service I see...lmao!!! Teej ...your brain...I want to pick it! Reese you come up and out of the funk...I's happy to read that. "N" Search... what can I say...always a fun read with your blog girl:) Insanelysane ...you make your girl laugh and cry ma! Buck and his drawings always a treat over there. Diva ...you know what I have to say about your spot ma...can't get enough! Princess ...my writer friend...I know 200 things about you ma! Brea's new blog is so much fun to visit...ya'll better get over there! Goddess and her Wild Card Wednesdays..even wi...

My computer is on the fritz. And it is driving me crazy! I have to put my beloved PC in the shop, so until then I will be gone for a bit. But when I can get over to the kinfolks house I will read you guys as much as I can:( Hopefully my beloved PC will return to me by the weekend. Until then keep on blogging and I shall return asap! Mills, Tiff , BkBabe, Reese and Teej...I'll keep up with you guys via cell phone...lol:) Imma miss ya'll!!! U.W.R.A:)

"...Before I knew anything that is what I said. What is happening to me? I never used to be so verbally violent. I must make some changes before I lose myself completely and end up not even recognizing myself." 10:00pm Wednesday night.... I made it to work at my normal time and proceeded to the break room to eat my McDonald's salad and have some light conversation with one of my co~workers...when...I will call her "brawd #1" came up to me and told me how pretty she thought my coat was. Now "brawd #1" barely has 2 words to say to me on any other night, so this was a shock. However your girl just went with the flow..I mean it's not my fault she is bi~polar. Anyway, I say thank you and offer her some of my salad...I mean I was trying to act like I was interested in her impromptu conversation. Well she exits stage right and then enters...were gonna call her "brawd #2" (the chick that can never seem to remember my d*mn name) and she says .....

Okay so Brea was right about the pics on my posts...it's just that she looks so darn cute...she had pulled the fluff off one of my house slippers and I caught her mid chew. She has a cocked eye that is so sexy wouldn't you all agree? Awwww Funky what am I going to do with you? I am off to take her back to my girlfriends house until Friday Morning...so far Funky has taken my mind off my job and the haters. and off of the koo~koo dude that has been terrorizing me...and off of life's problems as a whole, even if just for a little while. Oh stayed tuned for "Christmas with the Crackheads" The folks on my job get nuttier every freaking day I swear! How is/was your Hump Day (Wednesday)? U.W.R.A:)

Okay so this little shoe destroyer is my dear sweet lil Funky Spunk , and folks she is already global. That's right...I had to upload her pic using yahoo and flicker and folks she is already floating around in cyberspace. Plus my girlfriend Shelly entered her in a Cutest Pug Contest online...can you believe that folks. I am in the pic but my hair is a complete mess and I was definitely not going out like that...okayyyy! Anyway she is a little monster and spoiled to death ...(I wonder where she gets that from) but I think I'm going to keep her...I just have to move and take more sinus medications, but she is worth it don't you think? Come on ppl somebody agree with me before I change my mind! :) The other day my landscum came by the building to fix up one of the vacant apartments...which just so happens to right across the hall from me...and he heard(well thought he heard) Funky barking...well if that's what you want to call that little noise she makes. He knocks on my...

"We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today!. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him and scared to leave. Well I know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day.....it was my funeral! Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered e...

Okay so this morning I woke up at around 7:45am and I have been going none stop ever since. I am just returning (it's 12:45 am) to the sanctuary of my bedroom for the 6th time and I am here to stay...that is until my next run!:) Here is a quick over view/recap of the hectic but exciting day I had...ready? 7:45am~ Woke up and prayed and watched Mulan then took my bath. 9:22am~ Went to the grocery store and the beauty supply store and to radio shack...needed a new house phone. 9:57am~ Cleaned my kitchen mopped the floors and washed the windows ...*mental note...I need a maid * 10:25am~ Watched Ellen which I taped that morning. Went back to radio shack...girlfriend at the counter forgot to place my batteries in my bag...ahhhhh! 10:40am~ Cleaned out my trunk smelled something rather strange the last time I went in there...eeeewww...found my new shoes I bought like a month ago:) 11:12am~ Chked my emails and blogbuddies for the ummteenth time:) Talked to Mills...well sort of...we played...

Okay so like the day before Thanksgiving my girl Belle (we call her that cause she loves to read books like Belle from Beauty and the Beast...plus she sings everything!) Anyway, she called me and told me she was going to her company's Pre~Thanksgiving party and she needed to borrow some really trendy shoes to complete the outfit wearing. Well this is how she said it ..."Danni, can I use a pair of your shoes to go with these new jeans I'm wearing to my jobs party tonight?" No class at all folks! Anyway, at first I was like (in the back of my mind) Hell Naw you can't use a pair of my shoes! Are you crazy? But then I sorta felt sorry for her and her new pair of jeans...I mean they deserve to be the hit of the party right? And what way to do that then with a fabulous pair of shoes. So I reluctantly said yes and asked her to describe her outfit to me so that I could pick just the right pair. She told me she was wearing this Seafoam green and Pink silk blouse and of co...

Okay so while me and a few of my co~workers were in the breakroom early this morning, I began to tell them about this board game I bought. In this game there is a part where you have to tell the truth about whatever the next player ask you...it's sort of like "Truth or Dare"... but with a twist...and it's for grown folks...okayyyyy! Well One of the cards you can play is called "Lunch with the girls!" and it has several different open~ended questions on it. For instance one card might say: How do you... and then you have to fill in the blank...with whatever comes to your mind first, but it has to be something real true and honest. Well we played a bit of it during our break and let me tell you...them folks I work with are NASTY YA'LL! *LOL* They had me rolling...but it was all in good fun. I decided to do one and post it. Now I won't tag anyone to do one of their own, but I will encourage you to. It's a fun way of revealing just a little bi...

Okay so yesterday I pick my sister up from work and then I come home and try to get me some last minute sleep in before I go to work. Well before that I try one last time to program my 3~in~1 remote control I recently purchased at Radio Shack. Well I am a Virgo and we think we can do everything folks...so without reading the instructions I try again! to program the darn thing. Finally I got all 3 functions to work as they should and I set down to watch a little Living Single before my nap when ...."ding dong" my door bell rings. Now my mother is safely tucked away in her apt and my sister and fam are too, so I just know it's not one of the at my door. So I ignored it and kept on watching T.V ...."ding dong" there it goes again. I get up and go to the window trying to see who that is first...ya know I gots to be careful nowadays ...*wink*. Well when I couldn't see anyone I closed the window and proceeded to the door bell ..."Who is it?" I say i...

Jake Gyllenhaal ~ Actor/Hottie Boy! Okay so how many of you have seen those Walgreens commercials where in them every single thing goes right for the ppl in them, and near the end of the commercial, the announcer guys says ..."In Perfect everything goes well, but for us there's Walgreens" Ya'll know what I'm talking about right? Well "In Perfect"...this man would be man Lover and I would have a huge smile on my face every single day because of it! Notice I didn't say Husband...for that title belongs to James T. Smith a.k.a LL baby! *Dee~Dee thinking...in perfect that is* Come on now...ya'll know ya'll have an "In Perfect" guy or gal...famous or not...come on now...tell the truth! Well I was sitting on the steps talking to Hottie Dude and we were discussing numerous things, then we started talking about what life would be like if we could have our choice of who we wanted to spend the rest of our lives with. You know like, there is t...

Okay so how many remember reading "I'm Invincible Damnit!" Well I had to use some wisdom this weekend and make some changes in my life. I had to let go of somethings that I held very dear to me. Brief overview for those of you that don't know. I am being stalked by one dude, and I am being tormented by another dude. The dude that is stalking me is crazy as hell! He shows up out of nowhere and at times has yelled my name out in the court way of the building where I live and just a whole host of things. Now this is someone who at one point was a dear friend to me...now I think he is just crazy. Then this other dude and I were seeing one another, but I felt like he was too young and childish for me so I had to let that go. Well we did decided to be friends but then that became more then a notion and he became increasingly more childish. Leaving status' on his IM about me and inviting me to view his web cam while he was with another girl...WTF? I can't get a frea...

I know this pic is wrong fam....but I had to laugh! WTH? I knew one day they would recognize Big Bird was Birdylicious! LMAO!!! Be Blessed Ya'll:) U.W.R.A:)

"Day dreaming and I'm thinking of you...Day dreaming and I'm thinking of you..." Aretha Franklins greatest hits CD in heavy rotation as I write this post. I have way too murch on my mind right now folks and I have to write this ish down somewherez before my head explodes. .....Teej started this whole thing and Reese is an addict .....I'm glad their back safe and sound .....Espy Mills... .....Looks like lipstick to me Chica! ....."Some ppl want it all, but I don't want nothing at all if it ain't you baby. If I ain't got you baby..." .....Damn! those lyrics mean more then ppl now .....Could it be it was all so simple then? .....Dude gave me a flower last night at work... .....I sure hope I didn't hurt his feelings...SIKE! .....I thought she looked lovely .....Her book is good too .....I want her highlights...and maybe her cheek bones as well .....Was he talking about me? (feeling any better yet mi amour) .....Can't seem to shake that m...

What's N/A Name? Okay well last night was my first night back at work since I contracted the Pink eye from some germy little kid at my church, and I thought I was going to have some technical difficulties upon my return, but all is well at the j.o.b....well sort of. Alright a show of hands...Hypothetically of course...how many women have a RACK as opposed to Breasts? I for one thought...esplly back when I was a little girl and mine began to sprout out that my mother referred to them as breasts and not a RACK! Here's the sitch ppl. I get to work and had my sister on speed dial ready just in case my job made any sudden moves. I walk in and the first area where you have to pass by in order to get to where I work has about 5 men working...well that's what they are supposed to be doing as ways. I walk by and they say hello and I say hello back. Well one dude who is fairly new asks one of the other dudes what my name was because he claimed he forgot. *Dee~Dee thinking how hard is...

Okay so I posted eariler today (Current Mood:...) but then I get a phone call from someone on the Plair Fam reunion committee, and they began to tell me about some "changes" that had been made to the reunion next year. You know the one that I really don't want to attend in the first place? You know the one where I was made the liquid refreshment agent for like some 150 ppl? *they can keep dreamin on that there one* You know the one I'm talking about right? (read this for details) Anyway right before she began to speak on it, I asked her could I call her back in like 20 minutes or so. See I had to mentally prepare for what ever it was that she was going to tell me...I really didn't want to talk to her, but I thought to myself ..."Dee~Dee that's not the right spirit. After all she is family...well sort of." Well I eventually called her back and what she told me was the dumbest burnch of mess I have ever heard of! I mean I was taken aback folks. ...