Allergic To Funky...Okay And?

Okay so yesterday I pick my sister up from work and then I come home and try to get me some last minute sleep in before I go to work. Well before that I try one last time to program my 3~in~1 remote control I recently purchased at Radio Shack. Well I am a Virgo and we think we can do everything folks...so without reading the instructions I try again! to program the darn thing. Finally I got all 3 functions to work as they should and I set down to watch a little Living Single before my nap when...."ding dong" my door bell rings. Now my mother is safely tucked away in her apt and my sister and fam are too, so I just know it's not one of the at my door. So I ignored it and kept on watching T.V...."ding dong" there it goes again. I get up and go to the window trying to see who that is first...ya know I gots to be careful nowadays...*wink*. Well when I couldn't see anyone I closed the window and proceeded to the door bell..."Who is it?" I say in my best I am sleep voice. "It's xxxxx (my ex who was caught with Miss Steve Madden sandals earlier post) I got funky spunk with me!" (Sex and the City thang folks!) Now funky spunk is a little puppy we shared while we were together. He gave her to me when he did something or another wrong and thought that a wittle puppy would do the trick...it did...but I still didn't forget that ish though! Anyway we named her funky spunk...all my Sex and the City fans out there will know what that is...:} Anyway I'm like why does he have her out here in the rain? Does he have her in her bag? Why is he bringing her here? "What do you want?" "Danni, let me up plz...it's raining out here!" "Excuse me! watch your tone!" (buzzzzzzzzz) When he got up to my apt, the first thing I looked for was to see if funky was in her bag...she was so I calmed down. I asked him why was he here with funky and he tells me that he and Miss Steve Madden Sandals are moving in together and she is allergic to funky so he has to get rid of her....WTF? "Why does this concern me xxxxx? You know I can't keep funky here...I have sinus problems remember? Plus it's 50.00 more on my rent if I own any pets!" Now ya'll know I'm not about to pay rent for a dang puppy right? Then he goes "Well what do you want me to do with funky huh? My girl is allergic Danni!." Now right there is where I get real good and mad at his triflin behind. "You got the nerve to come up in my hallway and tell me about how your "girl" *slight hateration in my voice* is allergic to funky and you have yet to apologize for cheating on me with her in the first place! Give me this damn puppy ni**a! You probably were neglecting her anyway...you seem to be good at that ish!" (SLAM!) Well there I was standing in my hallway with a wet puppy and steam coming from my head thinking...how am I gonna keep funky quite until I can find her a new home? *dee~dee sitting at the table pen and paper in hand: Wanted new owner for sweet little puppy....*

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