A Super-Woman's Diary

Okay so while me and a few of my co~workers were in the breakroom early this morning, I began to tell them about this board game I bought. In this game there is a part where you have to tell the truth about whatever the next player ask you...it's sort of like "Truth or Dare"... but with a twist...and it's for grown folks...okayyyyy! Well One of the cards you can play is called "Lunch with the girls!" and it has several different open~ended questions on it. For instance one card might say: How do you... and then you have to fill in the blank...with whatever comes to your mind first, but it has to be something real true and honest. Well we played a bit of it during our break and let me tell you...them folks I work with are NASTY YA'LL! *LOL* They had me rolling...but it was all in good fun. I decided to do one and post it. Now I won't tag anyone to do one of their own, but I will encourage you to. It's a fun way of revealing just a little bi...

Okay so yesterday I pick my sister up from work and then I come home and try to get me some last minute sleep in before I go to work. Well before that I try one last time to program my 3~in~1 remote control I recently purchased at Radio Shack. Well I am a Virgo and we think we can do everything folks...so without reading the instructions I try again! to program the darn thing. Finally I got all 3 functions to work as they should and I set down to watch a little Living Single before my nap when ...."ding dong" my door bell rings. Now my mother is safely tucked away in her apt and my sister and fam are too, so I just know it's not one of the at my door. So I ignored it and kept on watching T.V ...."ding dong" there it goes again. I get up and go to the window trying to see who that is first...ya know I gots to be careful nowadays ...*wink*. Well when I couldn't see anyone I closed the window and proceeded to the door bell ..."Who is it?" I say i...

Jake Gyllenhaal ~ Actor/Hottie Boy! Okay so how many of you have seen those Walgreens commercials where in them every single thing goes right for the ppl in them, and near the end of the commercial, the announcer guys says ..."In Perfect everything goes well, but for us there's Walgreens" Ya'll know what I'm talking about right? Well "In Perfect"...this man would be man Lover and I would have a huge smile on my face every single day because of it! Notice I didn't say Husband...for that title belongs to James T. Smith a.k.a LL baby! *Dee~Dee thinking...in perfect that is* Come on now...ya'll know ya'll have an "In Perfect" guy or gal...famous or not...come on now...tell the truth! Well I was sitting on the steps talking to Hottie Dude and we were discussing numerous things, then we started talking about what life would be like if we could have our choice of who we wanted to spend the rest of our lives with. You know like, there is t...

Okay so how many remember reading "I'm Invincible Damnit!" Well I had to use some wisdom this weekend and make some changes in my life. I had to let go of somethings that I held very dear to me. Brief overview for those of you that don't know. I am being stalked by one dude, and I am being tormented by another dude. The dude that is stalking me is crazy as hell! He shows up out of nowhere and at times has yelled my name out in the court way of the building where I live and just a whole host of things. Now this is someone who at one point was a dear friend to me...now I think he is just crazy. Then this other dude and I were seeing one another, but I felt like he was too young and childish for me so I had to let that go. Well we did decided to be friends but then that became more then a notion and he became increasingly more childish. Leaving status' on his IM about me and inviting me to view his web cam while he was with another girl...WTF? I can't get a frea...

I know this pic is wrong fam....but I had to laugh! WTH? I knew one day they would recognize Big Bird was Birdylicious! LMAO!!! Be Blessed Ya'll:) U.W.R.A:)

"Day dreaming and I'm thinking of you...Day dreaming and I'm thinking of you..." Aretha Franklins greatest hits CD in heavy rotation as I write this post. I have way too murch on my mind right now folks and I have to write this ish down somewherez before my head explodes. .....Teej started this whole thing and Reese is an addict .....I'm glad their back safe and sound .....Espy Mills... .....Looks like lipstick to me Chica! ....."Some ppl want it all, but I don't want nothing at all if it ain't you baby. If I ain't got you baby..." .....Damn! those lyrics mean more then ppl now .....Could it be it was all so simple then? .....Dude gave me a flower last night at work... .....I sure hope I didn't hurt his feelings...SIKE! .....I thought she looked lovely .....Her book is good too .....I want her highlights...and maybe her cheek bones as well .....Was he talking about me? (feeling any better yet mi amour) .....Can't seem to shake that m...

What's N/A Name? Okay well last night was my first night back at work since I contracted the Pink eye from some germy little kid at my church, and I thought I was going to have some technical difficulties upon my return, but all is well at the j.o.b....well sort of. Alright a show of hands...Hypothetically of course...how many women have a RACK as opposed to Breasts? I for one thought...esplly back when I was a little girl and mine began to sprout out that my mother referred to them as breasts and not a RACK! Here's the sitch ppl. I get to work and had my sister on speed dial ready just in case my job made any sudden moves. I walk in and the first area where you have to pass by in order to get to where I work has about 5 men working...well that's what they are supposed to be doing as ways. I walk by and they say hello and I say hello back. Well one dude who is fairly new asks one of the other dudes what my name was because he claimed he forgot. *Dee~Dee thinking how hard is...

Okay so I posted eariler today (Current Mood:...) but then I get a phone call from someone on the Plair Fam reunion committee, and they began to tell me about some "changes" that had been made to the reunion next year. You know the one that I really don't want to attend in the first place? You know the one where I was made the liquid refreshment agent for like some 150 ppl? *they can keep dreamin on that there one* You know the one I'm talking about right? (read this for details) Anyway right before she began to speak on it, I asked her could I call her back in like 20 minutes or so. See I had to mentally prepare for what ever it was that she was going to tell me...I really didn't want to talk to her, but I thought to myself ..."Dee~Dee that's not the right spirit. After all she is family...well sort of." Well I eventually called her back and what she told me was the dumbest burnch of mess I have ever heard of! I mean I was taken aback folks. ...

Okay so last night early this morning my passionate side was coming down strong! I came home from hanging out with my nephews to see Jarhead . Really nice film...not what I expected...but nice. *Side note: Jake Gyllenhaal wearing nothing but a santa hat covering his pee~pee...priceless* Anyway, when I got home I turned on my computer, ran my bath water and put Marvin Gaye on in heavy rotation. As I was chking my email waiting for my bath to get nice and hot...my sexuality came down real strong! I mean I was sitting there feeling very sexy and passionate. Now every now and then this feeling comes on me and I normally have a good explanation as to why, but this time I had no idea. I hadn't been with a man...I hadn't talk to one on the phone...I did see Jake Gyllenhaal with a Santa Hat on his pee~pee...but that didn't really do it for me. I mean it was nice...but that really didn't do it for *wink* I hadn't spoken with my crush via IM or phone, so I was like WTH. I g...

Okay so my girl Traci calls me and asks me what was I doing. Well because I was in a bit of a funk, I told her nothing murch. She wanted to go to the movies and since we both work so dang hard we realty needed a break from everything. I told her I was game and asked what movie were we going to see? When this girl said "Let's go see that 50 movie..." I was like "Whaaaaaaaaa! are you kidding me?" I had both hands on my cheeks like Kevin from home alone or some ish. We get into this long back and forth convo about how I think that movie is going to suck and how she wants to see something 'gangsta'...Traci is such the conservative...'gangsta?'...plz *lol* So anyway I wanted to see Jarhead or Derailed, but as you can guess by now I was out voted. Okay so we get there and there is like 1000 teenagers in this place. I mean it was wall to wall teenagers either waiting around for the 50 movie or taking pictures in front of the Usher billboard. It was a m...

Okay so I had to go back to the doctors today to see about my eye...it is better, however it is still a little blurry to me. So I go in and see about it. While I was there, there were about 6 ppl in the waiting room. Mostly older ppl from the nursing home near by and a few ppl around my age. Well 2 of those ppl were men and they seemed to be watching my every freaking move. When I came in the door they were scrambling to give me their seat. When I got up to throw away my teary eyed tissue paper they would stand up almost falling over each other ( I think it was the boobies)...now don't get me wrong cause in my opinion the older lady that was already sitting there was murch more beautiful...too me. Anyway I was already going through in mind about something else and I began to cry. I had my eyes closed trying to hide it, but how many know that when your hurting...ppl can tell. Anyway as I sat there minding my own business, one of the men I told you about came over by me and squats do...

These are my nephews folks. And when I say they are different as night and day...I mean they are different as night and day. Matthew is the tall one. He is 14 1/2 years old. He is a freshman in highschool and stands about 5'9~5'10 so far. Jaylend is the shorty:) He is 5 years old (September) He is in Kindergarten and he stands about 3'0 so far. My sister had these buggers far apart Right! I always said that I would not have my children so far apart...but my sister's case was a little bit different. When she was pregnant with Matt I was in my last year of highschool. We were so excited because this was the first grandchild for our family...well, for my mother, kim and I that is. All of a sudden during her pregnancy, she got real sick. I mean deathly sick. She was constantly throwing up. She lost wayyyyyy to murch weight. She looked bad ya'll. My sister was so ill that she couldn't even drink water! She threw everything up folks... she was miserable: *what she had...

Ring!!!!! Ring!!!! Ring!!!! "(Me) Hello? (My Mother) Dee? (Me) Yes Maam, what's wrong? you good? (My Mother) Yeah I'm fine. The Red Cross ppl are here. Which bag did you say? (Me) The one in the corner of the living room. Make sure it's the right bag before they leave Shegon'...okay? (My Mother) Okay...where you at? (Me) Dennys... (My Mother) Okay be careful it's raining outside you know? (Me) Yes ma'am I know...Want anything when I return? (My Mother) Some cigarettes but you ain't gon buy em'... (Me) Sure won't...anything else?(My Mother) Shit! I guess I will go myself then...in the rain and what not. (Me) I guess so then. Love you Ma...bye." Clickup!!! That's conversation that started the whole Red Cross fiasco. Chk it out. Okay so when the news broke of the Hurricane and I saw how the victims were struggling, I thought to myself what could I do to help. at the time of the hurricane I was working as a camp counselor and barely gettin...

Okay so I was sent home last night from work because of my puffy watery eyes and told to find out what was wrong with them before I could return to work. Well apart me welcomed the front door turn around because that meant I could go back home and get in my warm cozy bed that I had so abruptly left behind...*Dee~Dee in her best Elmo voice..."sorry bed" Anywho, on the other hand I was a bit upset because not only was I planning to use my extra vacation days to go out of town soon, I may have to use those days now because Lord knows I can't afford to have any pay missing from my chk! And I road in with one of my co-workers and this meant that I now have no way of getting home unless I call someone to come pick me up. *Mental note to self...Dee~Dee right now you are the only one you can count on so get used to it okay? Good...let's continue* Okay so at this point I am thinking who can I call to come and get me...1 There's my Mother who wouldn't mind except she ...

I Can Fly And Walk On Water...You Didn't Know? Okay So I woke up this morning with a clear and focused mind. I began to look through the closets to find something to wear to church today when the alert sounder from my computer let me know that I had msgs. So I dash over the PC and chk my emails....Well several of those emails were spam so I quickly deleted those, and the others were from fam and friends and...blog comments. I like to read the comment from the blog it's self, that way I can groove to what is playing at that time. I got to the most recent post first and chk the comments and this is what I find.... Anonymous said... are you all that? 11/12/2005 8:20 PM Well first of all I am not the type of person that thinks the worst first...I was actually under the impression that the question did not have any sarcasism behind it at all....that is until I chked the previous posts for any recent comments. This is what I find.... Queen Nefferti said... I sure hope we aren't ...

I just got visit from someone who hurt me really badly. In a way that no one will ever know. I asked him why do you continue to harass me? And he replied "because I can"...WTF? I have had the same number and address for more then 10 years ppl...and I am certainly not going to change it because this dude doesn't know how to leave me the h*ll alone. I will not be made to fear phone calls or walk out my house because this a**hole, who was obviously sent by the enemy to try and kill, steal, or destroy me! They start out fine, but then they turn into ppl you don't even know. They are representatives of the Devil! You know how when those door to door salesmen used to come to your house and try to sell you some insurance or something, they would always say "I represent such and such company" right? Well that is how these 'enemy soldiers' do...they come up to you and say "Hi I'm such and such (giving off subtle but big as day hints) and I represent ...

The title of this picture is ' Moments of Reflection' by: H Lee Battle Okay after I had the most wonderful conversation with someone who is very "Special to me" via the internet...I grabbed my bible and began to read and pray for "him" as well as myself. I have always been the type of person that was so concerned for other ppl and I have always felt like I should be protecting their hearts...while somehow neglecting mine. Now how in the heck does that happen? Well it does. Well this time I only thought of myself for a change. Now someone may call that being selfish...well I don't! I even took it to Jesus and he assured me that I wasn't being a bit selfish in my prays or my thinking...cause believe you me Jesus will let your girl know when she is being a bit selfish and stubborn trust that there. As I was thinking about "Him" I came across a poem that was written by one of my co-workers...not one them cubicale nuts, but one of the sane on...

...Or so I thought! Man I tell you folks...the women on my job are nuts! They are some bonafied nut cases and I have the evidence to prove it. I thought I was a little messed up in the head this week, but these chicks done took it to another level....Lord they fighting up in the bank ya'll! Yep I said fighting. See...I told you they were nuts. Here's the sitch. There is this one lady that everyone hates at my job. She has been there for a while and at first she had lots of friends...that is until she started to talk about ppl behind their backs and ish like some highschool chick. She was sitting at her cubicle doing her thang when this other lady comes in to start her day. She had to walk past the hated on chick in order to get to her seat. So just when she does, the hated on chick starts singing the 'I dream of Jeanie' theme song...well she was humming the tune and everyone started to laugh out loud. Well now the lady that was just coming to work has this tall ponytail...

Okay so I was feeling a little lonely the other day and I reached for my Rabbit and just as I was about to click the button...my phone rang. "Damn it!" I shouted at the phone. At first I wasn't gonna answer it but then I was hoping it was a call that I had been waiting for so I put my rabbit on hold and answered the phone. Now how many of you know that when God wants you to stop doing something...you will? When I answered the phone it was my Naomi. She wanted to ask me about the Sexual Healing Retreat that is taking place November 18-20. Can you believe that? Right when I was feeling lonely and about to handle my own business...*if you know what I mean* Here I get a call from Naomi concerning a Spiritual Retreat on Healing for your soul concerning SEX! WTF? Right? I know...God wants a complete yes from your girl no diggady! Okay so we are talking and she tells that I still have time to register for certain classes. I really want to take the one she is going to teach entit...